Kate

kojames88@hotmail.com — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 20:42:20 GMT

MY BABY GOT INTO BINGHAMTON!!!

Iloveher!Iloveher!Iloveher!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I got a 40 out of 40 on my final paper which is 40% of the final grade!

I am so happy right now

kojames88@hotmail.com — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:24:49 GMT

I'm an idiot. How did my brain just not work? I didn't know I was capable of being so fucking thoughtless...

Happy Birthday BaeBae!

kojames88@hotmail.com — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:44:15 GMT

I missed my 8:30am anthropology discussion AGAIN today. Why? Because when you have a class at 8:30am only once a week, it does not stay in your mind. I always forget to go and the few times I have gone, I don't remember what happened because I was busy trying to stop my eyes from crossing.

How come I was able to spend 4 years getting up at 6 and travelling to the bronx every morning, but I can't get up at 8:25 once a week to go to my class that's across the street?

I had a dream last night and I don't remember what it was but I remember as I was waking up I thought I was in my own bed at home. I started to realize I was probably at binghamton but I wouldn't open my eyes because I didn't want to admit it and I was waiting for my mom to bring me soup because I have a cold. And I was convinced that my baby had to be sleeping next to me. But then I heard Ksenia's voice and Dara walking around in the living room and my mom wasn't coming with the soup and all that was next to me was a big body pillow so I got up.

The good part is, my class was cancelled so I had time to catch breakfast before it ends at 11 which I can never do otherwise.

The GREAT part is... dun dun dun, it's sarah bae's birthday!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH BAE!

Love,
Sunny Daze
69
Cake
Kate

New tattoooo

kojames88@hotmail.com — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 13:35:33 GMT

Session One:

Session Two:

Just one more session and I'm done!
I never write in this thing anymore... I guess I don't really feel like starting up again.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 23:13:28 GMT

Italians are out of their minds. Living on francis lewis blvd is scary right now.

So I went home and put on my brother's French soccer jacket and walked down francis lewis just to see if they'd notice. I got about 10 "fuck you"s and a group of about 12 people started chanting "FUCK FRANCE" over and over as I walked by. I also got countless middle fingers thrown my way. It was way fun.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:50:05 GMT

4th of July, 2006
Don't you think it's ironic that the only time americans use the european format of saying the date is on indepedence day?

kojames88@hotmail.com — Sat, 27 May 2006 22:21:32 GMT

Pineapple fried rice, yum

Slugs mean summer!

Hay tortugas al parque de Bowne

Two new friends, Kadybug and Pikachu

Su Madre es muy caliente

kojames88@hotmail.com — Mon, 15 May 2006 03:40:57 GMT

^These flowers smelled so good^

^I sniped him^

^So myspace.^

^We're immature^

kojames88@hotmail.com — Sat, 13 May 2006 15:48:02 GMT

Nana: I hope they don't think I stole their cutlery.
Mom: Why would you even think that unless you have a guilty conscience? Are you a klepto??
Nana: No! And if I were to steal something it wouldn't be cutlery.
Mom: What would it-
Nana: Jewelry, pearls!

kojames88@hotmail.com — Wed, 10 May 2006 00:48:28 GMT

Such a detailed and depressing/terrifying dream. Part of me wishes I had a dream-recorder thing, the other part wants to forget it forever because it was horrible.

Summer plan

kojames88@hotmail.com — Tue, 09 May 2006 22:24:36 GMT

Since we're all broke, and we love the beach. How about we all go to Seaside Heights for a weekend this summer? Yeah? Beach, boardwalk, rides, games?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONICA PAGAN!

kojames88@hotmail.com — Tue, 02 May 2006 00:24:50 GMT

Missed flights, rental cars, los angeles, driving for so long, indio, depeche mode, atmosphere, daft punk, traffic jam, free shit, Del Taco's at 4am, sleeping on hotel lobby sofas/car seats, free-loading resort swimming pools all morning/afternoon, romantic sex lives of homegrown dates, horse stables, matisyahu, free weed, yeah yeah yeahs, seu jorge, tool, free golf-cart rides to car, more missed flights.

I Love California. It was just as great as I'd imagined, except we never made it to the beach, which would have made it even better.

Los Angeles via the Santa Monica Freeway

Atmosphere

Daft Punk is playing at my house... my house

He wouldn't tell us his name so we gave him our glowsticks and referred to him as E-Boy

Indio is in the middle of the desert, for serious

I think it was called Palm Desert Spa and Resort or something, free tanning and swimming!

And I forgot my camera in the car when we went into the festival because I'm a douche so I have no pictures of Matisyahu, Sleater Kinney, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Seu Jorge or Tool. But that's okay. I had a lot of fun and my shoulders got burned so it was a success!
I'm proud that we didn't even consider going over to check out Madonna.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:11:05 GMT

You're not my father, stop acting like you know me.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 22:59:05 GMT

Part of an e-mail I got from my dad:
The person I met was a music teacher taking his orchestra over to Europe to perform at various venues. We had a nice conversation, I asked for free tickets to the concerts, he said "no, you'll have to pay", I said "bourthes, go f--- yourself patrioti" and left.

And another:
Yo crew get ready to party!!!

I tried selling your mother to a Slovakian snuff film crew based at a hostel in Bratislava. They paid me and were going to ask for a ransom to get her back. After one day with her, they are offering me $1 million American to take her back. I'm holding out for more. I know I'll get it. Make a list of exotic cars you want. By the way, I will miss her spanikopita. Does anyone have the recipe?

Love,
Dad

And my mom sent one after that:
Well goodbye my children...your father has bought a Lambergini...he said he would have taken suggestions, but nobody responded to his e-mail...I have been sold to a sweat factory. I hope to earn my freedom so that I might see you all again someday ....then I will get my revenge for your ignoring my pleadings!
Love,
Mom

They're lunatics.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 21:41:38 GMT

Fuck those lying New Canaan cops. Let's see them get caught up in the law now and see how they like being questioned by a judge.

I never knew quite how grimy and vulture-like lawyers were. Hyper motherfuckers.

But I can still go to prom and I can't get suspended and they can't notify Binghamton even if I do get convicted. So I'm pretty happy with the way things worked out today, even though I have to go back in a month.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 00:55:16 GMT

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|	26%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	26%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Religious	\|\|	10%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|	16%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|	16%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%

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Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

How am I so stable but paranoid at the same time? These things are weird.
I found my dream bathing suit at Pac Sun, tried it on, waited on line, and got REJECTED because they wouldn't let me use my mom's card, assholes. I'm going back tomorrow with a mother.

Greece in less than 5 days! You don't even know... excitement can't even escape my body because it's so jam-packed in there.

veniceca1i4nia (8:56:13 PM): Chinese people are LEGALLY insane
veniceca1i4nia (8:56:19 PM): Holla atcha gurl
Haha, Mary

kojames88@hotmail.com — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 20:31:52 GMT

My mom stole 5 reds from me and I stole 4 lights from her, this is not a fair trade at all.
Guess who's going to prom/graduation even if I don't get all my cuts cleared or if I fail a class? :)

Edit
watch out dunny (8:31:30 PM): This is so annoying, I'm looking at bathing suits, and this one site uses the same model over and over and her tits are so lopsided!
watch out dunny (8:31:38 PM): Not as lopsided as her face though
veniceca1i4nia (8:31:50 PM): Hahhahaha
veniceca1i4nia (8:31:55 PM): Lopsided!!!
veniceca1i4nia (8:32:05 PM): That's hot
veniceca1i4nia (8:32:10 PM): Show me
watch out dunny (8:32:43 PM):
veniceca1i4nia (8:33:52 PM): Hahahhahaah
veniceca1i4nia (8:33:59 PM): They're not lopsided u bitch
veniceca1i4nia (8:34:16 PM): She just needs to adjust it
veniceca1i4nia (8:34:22 PM): God
veniceca1i4nia (8:34:27 PM): Lol
veniceca1i4nia (8:34:32 PM): Happens to everyone
veniceca1i4nia (8:34:37 PM): Ass
watch out dunny (8:34:01 PM):
watch out dunny (8:34:09 PM): They are lopsided!
watch out dunny (8:34:37 PM): It's every picture though
veniceca1i4nia (8:34:49 PM): Hahaha whatever I'm not her public defender
watch out dunny (8:34:57 PM): Hahaha
watch out dunny (8:35:07 PM): Stop defending the lopsided bitch!
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:07 PM): Ohhhhh shitttt
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:13 PM): You're right!!!!!
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:21 PM): Lol
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:26 PM): Hahaahhaa
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:31 PM): U gotta put that up
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:36 PM): That was awesome
watch out dunny (8:35:41 PM): Hahaha
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:41 PM): Hahhhaa
veniceca1i4nia (8:35:47 PM): Including the link!!

kojames88@hotmail.com — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 00:16:34 GMT

I feel like everyone's mad at me. I got myself into a difficult situation. Stupid, stupid teenager.

Sorry,
Katie

Edit: 5:37am
Longest night ever.

So I went for a check-up today...

kojames88@hotmail.com — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:06:28 GMT

... turns out I'm shorter and fatter than I thought I was. Why did no one tell me?! That's like if I had spinach in my teeth and you all just let me walk around smiling at people. THANKS!

This little kid in there would not stop screaming, "MY LITTLE FINGER! HE HURT ME! MY LITTLE FINGER!!!" for like 15 minutes straight. I wanted to punch a bitch.

But that's okay, I ain't hurting, I'm aight, nigga, I'm doing good.

-Keighty

Edit:

Almost makes me like small dogs that look like rats.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:30:57 GMT

Being poor and on lent is making me diet. Special K and an apple for dinner, hell yeah.

My mom talks to the television... a lot.

Yiayia trying to blend in with her surroundings
and

The only picture where Gus' eyes are open.

The best nuna anyone could have.

Most of the family (notice Nick hiding a beer, haha)

Looks like Aunt Virgina let one slip.

You've never seen such an unintimidating pair of ___________.

P.S. I think I'm going to do to my hair what Tyra Banks wanted to do to Cassandra's hair, but I'm going to wait until summer

kojames88@hotmail.com — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:50:01 GMT

I'm going to be very sick in a day or three.

Drunk sophomore puked and passed out at 10:30am in front of the school

The LIRR

Down by the bay

What we're like when we're not fucked up.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:28:01 GMT

Dear Katherine O. James;

Thank you for your application to Binghamton University.

Thank your for your application to Binghamton University. This year we received a record number of applications and we regret to inform you that we will not be able to accept your application for the fall. We are delighted to be able to offer you admission for the spring semester. Congratulations!

Your name has also been placed on an unranked waiting list for the fall. Soon, you will receive a letter from us outlining the details of your spring admission and the process to finalize your enrollment.

What the shit is that? They should have started that with the good news first.

kojames88@hotmail.com — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:40:23 GMT

I feel like crawling into a hole and not talking to anyone unless I specifically want to see that person, one at a time. A very short VIP list. No, you're not on it.

Sweeeeet

kojames88@hotmail.com — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 19:33:17 GMT

He does chalk drawings all over the world- all these are done on flat surface.

People are actually avoiding walking into the "hole"

Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement

Make Poverty History drawing from the side(40 ft long)

This is what I do during psychology. Peace

-Kate

Edit:
The cheapest tickets I can find to London are on American Airlines for $688, we better buy tickets fast before they go up even more so let me know either tonight or tomorrow.

I never do homework

kojames88@hotmail.com — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:49:03 GMT

Got some pictures starting with
At the Metric show, I was at the front with everyone but right before Metric went on I moved all the way to the very back and took a nap.

Then we went to karaoke near Webster Hall

Sunday Vanessa and I smoked by the bay, so pretty and mad foggy.

I finally finished my laundy and put everything away, And I realized that I have too many clothes

And my collection of hoodies

End of pointless pictures.